she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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