none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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