You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
a search helicopter?!
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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