I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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