sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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