My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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