I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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