4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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