your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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