I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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