oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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