Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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