My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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