You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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