he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Do I have a choice?
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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