No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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