You surviving the open bar?
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the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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