nut hugger
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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