I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize