Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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