Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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