Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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