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  • 57 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:54pm
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    1:06, I just looked. Can't see that number anywhere.

  • 52 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:10pm
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    for clean butt secks?

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:45pm
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    12:35, are you asking me out on a date?

  • 52 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:21pm
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    yeah, also never drink a redbull before bed.

  • 48 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:17pm
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    Hey - 12:59 - Grandpa??? is that you....you dirty bastard. You know you've taken the pre-anal sex laxative...

  • 49 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:06pm
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    No really?!? Also, never try to fist fight a bear.

  • 48 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:35pm
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    this is funny...but not a drunken text

  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:31pm
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    never. use unneeded. punctuation.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:59pm
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    ahhhhh......stupid people are just a constant source of amusement.........God Bless the dumbing down of American Youth

  • 47 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:27pm
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    Ich bein Deutch!? Or maybe Japanese? Them people love to squirrel around with shit!

  • 46 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:06pm
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    12:45 You anywhere near 901?

  • 45 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:51pm
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    you have selected. english. as a second language. if this is correct, please press. one. now.

  • 43 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:17pm
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    Um. Ok. Also, don't nail your scrotum to a board. Good advice.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:16pm
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    1:10 you used hooked on phonics didnt you???

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:55pm
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    Thank you 12:31! Honestly, punctuation isn't that difficult of a concept. I understand the person who posted this was going for a dramatic effect, but it just doesn't work.

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:54pm
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    @12:31 maybe the person had a BlackBerry, which, when you press the space bar twice, it automatically adds a period. Accidents happen douche

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:01am
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    never have butt sex with a monkey either

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:04pm
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    Am I the only person who uses periods for emphasis in texts?

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:34pm
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    Best. Thread. Ever! (so far)

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:35pm
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    never assume a guy isn't into poop.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:24pm
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    reading this was the most hilarious thing in my day.