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  • 74 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:10pm

    for clean butt secks?

  • 75 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:21pm

    yeah, also never drink a redbull before bed.

  • 75 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:06, I just looked. Can't see that number anywhere.

  • 71 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:06pm

    No really?!? Also, never try to fist fight a bear.

  • 73 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:45pm

    12:35, are you asking me out on a date?

  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:17pm

    Hey - 12:59 - Grandpa??? is that you....you dirty bastard. You know you've taken the pre-anal sex laxative...

  • 68 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:35pm

    this is funny...but not a drunken text

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:59pm

    ahhhhh......stupid people are just a constant source of amusement.........God Bless the dumbing down of American Youth

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:27pm

    Ich bein Deutch!? Or maybe Japanese? Them people love to squirrel around with shit!

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:51pm

    you have selected. english. as a second language. if this is correct, please press. one. now.

  • 65 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:31pm

    never. use unneeded. punctuation.

  • 60 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:17pm

    Um. Ok. Also, don't nail your scrotum to a board. Good advice.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:55pm

    Thank you 12:31! Honestly, punctuation isn't that difficult of a concept. I understand the person who posted this was going for a dramatic effect, but it just doesn't work.

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:01am

    never have butt sex with a monkey either

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:45 You anywhere near 901?

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:54pm

    @12:31 maybe the person had a BlackBerry, which, when you press the space bar twice, it automatically adds a period. Accidents happen douche

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:16pm

    1:10 you used hooked on phonics didnt you???

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:04pm

    Am I the only person who uses periods for emphasis in texts?

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:34pm

    Best. Thread. Ever! (so far)

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:24pm

    reading this was the most hilarious thing in my day.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:35pm

    never assume a guy isn't into poop.