Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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