just come out here and I will go home with you...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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