Whod you bang
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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