I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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