Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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