Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
tell me about the eggs
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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