think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No subtext here. People are naked.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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