I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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