i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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