Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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