And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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