I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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