It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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