I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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