is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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