i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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