Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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