I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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