My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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