Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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