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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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