it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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