Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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