does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My breasts were aching with rage.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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