did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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