I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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