Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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