They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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